bayonetta is not sexy cuz she gets naked to fight, bayonetta is sexy cuz she can suplex like ten angels at once and has guns for shoes
2014: doge is a funny dog lol
2018: doge is divorced and his ex-wife has cursed him to live in hell forever
2019: doge marries isabelle from animal crossing and they live a happy life together
1203: doge directs the fourth crusade to sack constantinople
list of most powerful tweets
and the #1:
Jack “Skinny Penis” Morrison from Overwatch suffers from Erectile dysfunction!
Requested by @grimewife
Oh of fucking course they reveal that Jack’s gay the day after i posted this, huh. They really made me bully an old gay man, huh.
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